May 31, 2009

Days of Future Past: Part III

Originally written August 28, 2006

Lisa will get a full time job and quit it once she realizes the freelance work paid better.
Tyler will learn the ways of the ninja and start picking fights on the train.
Kelli will be asked to run for state rep in Kansas only to inform the good old boy network that she is, in fact, a biology major.
Scott will disappear to Nova Scotia for several months to search for the holy grail. He'll actually find it.
Cassie will elope with my friend near boystown to Cairo Illinois where she will open up a sole proprietorship specializing in agriculture law.
Chip will eventually propose to Kate by having the wrigley field scoreboard flash the question during the third inning. Neither one of them will see it.
O’Dell will live the kansas city version of sex in the city except sex is replaced with taco tuesday and city is replaced with "where are we".
Salow will take a walkabout through the desert looking for what he all ready has.
Kinsley will have married into the military without telling anyone and left her career in librarial sciences in rural Illinois.
Eric will abandon his law career for madden and let Kelly be the breadwinner for the household.
Pete Sweers will have gotten approval to re-enter the air force after a year of intense physical therapy, only to turn them down and go full time into his new career of standup comedy.
Katie will drop out of law school with one semester to go to start a dance studio, and she couldn't be happier.
Melissa will stay in the happiest place on earth for "another six months" until she's 35.
Steph will finally find a guy with social skills better than a toaster, only to find out he's a freshman.
Crystal will run against Kelli for state chairwoman, thereby making the apartment a little uneasy.
Pam will meet some 6'8'' Arkansas lad only to find him to be dumb as a rock. She won't care.
George will continue to fulfill the role as the strange old guy in my absence.
Sammy Mac will take over Kansas, and in six months he’ll give it back.
Dan will find his fishing hole and set up a bait stand next to his law stand.
Quinton will not be homeless. It’s a start.
Theresa will graduate college and break hearts across the Midwest as she becomes a nun.
Suneel will then be the happiest man on the planet.
Cristina won’t stop at one mail order husband, she’ll start an import export company with them.
Ruth will find the man of her dreams but as her luck would have it he has stuffed wild animals throughout his home.
Gates will run for the state house, national chairman and take the bar all in one summer.
Lyndsay will keep fighting the urge to return to politics until the money and men are better this time around.
And Professor Mike will be fighting the battle of evermore, until that day then.

In the world I see.

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